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Awesome pic, keep it up. ^_^
Unbelievable.
I drew this pic too. Check out my submissions.
I like yours better though because it is digital.
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My name is Denver Max, I eat heart attacks.
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"This Is Spartan Group Omega, If They Want War, We'll Give Em War!" - Spartan Leader
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"THIS HAND OF MINE SHINES AND ROARS! IT'S BRIGHT CRY TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS, MY LOVE , MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!!! SHINING FINGERRRR!!! GO, GO, GOOOOO!!!"
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You cannot defeat me with a blade that does not sparkle with the power to repel evil! What you hold is useless. Go back to the world below, and tell that to the pathetic fools who made this blade! Its power is gone, and its edges are dull!
Ganondorf, WW
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"Of course it's calm. Calm and Pure Evil."
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"That's right my friend. Now tell me, does a Machine like you ever experience fear?"
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